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ANYTHING SHORT OF VOYEURING. I'M A VORACIOUS WATCHER.

FARTING MIMES, A SPATULA SMACKING SOME ASS...
AND VAN MORRISON.

ANYTHING THAT HOLDS MY ATTENTION. OR NOT.

ANYPLACE I CALL HOME

SITTING ON MY DOG

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Posted On: 05/06/2009 12:32:59
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BARENAKED LADIES. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE BAND.

I WAS RAISED BY A PACK OF WILD DENNY'S WAITRESSES, WENT TO SCHOOL, AND BECAME A COMEDIAN. I HAVE APPEARED ON "THE SIMPSONS" AS MYSELF, AND AT LEAST THRICE I HAVE BEEN AN ANSWER IN THE "TV GUIDE" CROSSWORD PUZZLE.



Displaying 10 out of 14 comments
From: Ksoli
07/18/2009 17:17:16

Hi Bruce. Just a quick "Hello" and hope all is fabulous!!



From: George
07/14/2009 11:57:42

Come and expose yourself at the 4th Annual Aspen Summer Party!


Aug 15. Canyon Club.


 



From: Sheila
03/18/2009 00:12:04

Happy Birthday !!!



From: BrunoP
01/23/2009 22:56:53

Well Bruce, the show was great!  You made our night, and it was more than worth what we paid to see you guys.  You really made our night.  Best of luck with your travels back to the west coast.


-Bruno


 



From: BrunoP
01/21/2009 16:34:36

Hey Bruce!  I just got tickets to you and Sam's show on Friday.  I can't wait.  I told my wife that you are hilarious, so you better deliver.  Just kidding.  I know you will!  Perhaps after the show, you can actually meet one of your "Nuts". 


Looking forward to the show,


-Bruno    



From: jbmcpart
11/09/2008 06:30:27

Hey BB-


I was at the bookstore yesterday and saw "Junk Mail".


I read a few pages. It is no where NEAR as funny as the stuff you contributed to. How can he take all the credit for writing the other books?



From: tamara
11/04/2008 15:49:37

its cool, I know how that is, I too need a much bigger clock!lol So ive just been doing some photo shoots but mainly trying to keep everyone healthy which is no easy task!!  I filmed those funny little lymrics those cracked me up.... I brought a few interesting costumes too.... I hope when you see em you entertained...  ttys

Tamara



From: KsDharma67
10/22/2008 18:44:35

 I've seen Bruce perform on a few occassions and not only does he kick
ass on stage, but he's also exceedingly clever/hilarious/odd in person. He's a comic's comic. and an obviously gifted writer.

 You rock, Bruce!

          -Kailey



From: jbmcpart
10/07/2008 08:36:17

Thanks for the shout out, Bruce. Much appreciated.



From: chickiespear
10/04/2008 15:43:47

Great site Baum!



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