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MEMBER SINCE: 03/01/2009
STAR SIGN: Gemini
LAST LOGIN: 07/04/2009 17:41:39

Make people laugh, spend time with my family, ride mountain bikes and go to Comedy Clubs

SNL and The Family Guy. Oh and of coarse, when it comes to TV... There is nothing like American Idol... For being the worst piece of shit EVER! In case you haven't seen this show... LUCKY YOU !!! The premise is... They travel around the Country trying to find people who can sing like a pop star. Are you Fucking kidding me? Who can't? What like 10 percent of the people can sing, dummies. My Mom can, both her Sisters can, my Brother can. If you live in a city with 4 million people in it... That means 40,000 people in your city can sing. yet some how, these 3 idiots can't. Oh yeah the judges. There are 3 people with no discernible talent of their own. @ sudo straight guys and one Vicodin whore. ( who is a 1 hit wonder from the 80's for which she has to share 1/2 her success with a cartoon rapping cat) I liked this show better when it had other kinds of acts and a GONG !

American Idol has been canceled.Two planes collided and crashed into the studio.The 2 planes were carrying the cast members of all of the current reality shows on TV today. The sole survivor was the creepy guy with the adventure show, who ate the other survivors. As luck would have it...He can sing !

Posted On: 03/01/2009 23:44:58
Posted On: 03/01/2009 23:36:22






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From: Wizz
07/04/2009 17:50:53

Powerful sedative found in Michael Jackson's home…


 


So, that doesn’t mean he used them. I heard they found a wife in Governor Mark Sanford’s house.


 


Jackson's children remain one mystery in singer's public life


Face it, this has been a Mystery about 13 different ways for 13 years


 


IOUs spell uncertainty for small businesses in California


Hummm, I always thought IOUs were a dependable form of currency. I guess I better stop taking them… I just hope China doesn’t.


 


Mexican midget wrestlers slain in cheap hotel by fake prostitutes…

I have nothing to add

 

Facebook: ‘Why not give your ex another shot?’

Cause if the 1st one didn’t do it  why waste another bullet?

Ventre: Artest puts everything in jeopardy for Lakers

That was years ago, she got a ring and the charges were dropped… Oh wait…. Artest, never mind.

Teacher Puts Sex Clip of Self on Students DVD

Most teachers just sign your yearbook. Guess we know who the cool teacher was at this schools… It’s OK, it was a woman teacher. I checked.


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