Wednesday June 23rd, 2010 - Lake Villa, IL

   I’ve been flapping off a lot lately about how much I need to establish a workable system for staying booked, and I’m finally starting to implement it. The main objective is to have top of mind awareness with as many booking agents as possible, so they think of me first.

   It’s very difficult to stay in everyone’s face without being a pest. There are probably too many comedians all trying for the extremely... Read More

Sunday May 9th, 2010 - Battle Creek, MI

   Supposedly everyone has psychic ability of some sort. The only one I’ll lay claim to is a tiny inner voice that speaks to me once in a while. It’s not audible, but I do feel it inside at various times. I don’t claim it to be anything other than an inner urge, but I really feel it.

   Many times it’s come to me when I’m watching sports, which I’ve been known to do on a regular basis my whole life. I’ll b... Read More

Friday June 26th, 2009 - Dubuque, IA

   After getting drenched by Michael Jackson’s media monsoon most of the morning I feel pretty good about my own life right now. The more I hear the more I think his death was a blessing. He was the life source of countless bloodsuckers, parasites and human leeches.

   It’s amazing how everybody seems to want to be ‘the one’ in any particular field but the very few that actually do achieve it are tortured lonely s... Read More