Monday August 9th, 2010 - Chicago, IL
 
   The longer I walk this sorry excuse for a planet the more I am acquiring an utter disdain for at least 90% of the humanoid life forms walking here with me. I am not feeling like I belong, and it’s getting worse. If any aliens are reading this and would like to bring a new friend to your home planet, please come find me. I have a passport and I can leave today.

   I usually don’t get this pissed off for very l... Read More

Wednesday March 3rd, 2010 - Lake Villa, IL

   I did it! After putting it off for far too long, I finally got around to clearing out my huge backup of emails. I don’t really care if it impresses anyone else, I’m overjoyed. It doesn’t mean a whole lot in the big picture scheme of life, but what really does? This was for me.

   For months I’ve been meaning to get to the pile that was backing up and it was getting a little out of hand. I was up to around... Read More