THIS AGENT I WORK WITH, HAD A TOUGH CLIENT. THE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A LOT OF THINGS DONE TO SELL HIS HOUSE, BUT WAS DEFIANT.
IT WAS TO "BE READY FOR SALE IN 10 DAYS" HE WAS ASSURED BY THE SELLER, BUT 2 MONTHS HAD GONE BY FEW THINGS WERE DONE BY THIS FELLER.
HE STILL NEEDED A HEAT PUMP FOR THE COLD OF DECEMBER. IT HAD BEEN IN HIS BACKYARD, AS LONG AS MY FRIEND COULD REMEMBER.
MY FRIEND HAD ENOUGH. HE SO THE 21ST OF DECEMBER, HE WENT TO HIS HOUSE AND SAID THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE IN NOVEMBER.
HE CALLED A CONTRACTOR,WHILE USING HIS WIRELESS,THOUGH THIS MAN TRIED HIS PATIENCE, MY FRIEND HE WAS TIRELESS.
HE WOULD BE OUT IN 3 DAYS THE EVE OF THE YULE, HE SAID TO THE SELLER, " ANSWER THE DOOR,AND DON'T MAKE ME A FOOL.
HE ARRIVED 15 MINUTES EARLY, AND GOES TO THE DOOR. NO ANSWER. THAT FIGURES HE'S DONE THIS BEFORE.
HE BEATS ON THE DOOR, PHONES HIS HOME AND CELL. NO ANSWER, NO ANSWER HE'S GONNA CATCH HELL.
HE USES HIS MAGIC KEY AND AS HE WALKS DOWN THE HALL, HE HEARS VACCUM NOISES, HE'S CLEANING AND THINKS,.. I'M NOT MAD AT ALL.
BUT WHEN HE GETS TO VACCUM HE SEES HE'S NOT THERE. BUT THE HOSE FROM THE SHOP VAC IS SLUNG OVER A CHAIR.
HE FOLLOWS THE HOSE AS IT GOES DOWN THE HALL, AND HE SEES HIS CLIENT, WHOM LOOKS LIKE SANTA CLAUS WEARING NOTHING AT ALL.
AND WATCHING PORNO FROM BETWEEN HIS TOES, THE SHOP VAC IN HAND HE WAS GOING HOSE OVER HOSE.
MY FRIEND, CREEPS DOWN THE HALL AND OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR. HE FIGURES HOW LONG CAN THIS TAKE, BEFORE HE GETS SORE.
HE SHUTS THE DOOR AND HIS CELL RINGS. THE CONTRACTOR'S, AROUND THE CORNER AND HE'S BRINGING HIS THING.
HE THINKS MY GOSH! CAN I TAKE ANY MORE? ANY MINUTE I'LL HAVE A GUY AND HIS CRANE ON EITHER SIDE OF THE DOOR.
SO HE GOES BACK IN AND IS YELLING AS HE GOES DOWN THE HALL. FIRST THE VACUM SHUTS OFF, NEXT THE TV , MY FRIEND HAS TO STALL.
THE LITTLE OLD MAN WHO WAS WAITING FOR HIS BATTER, SPRANG FROM HIS BED TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER.
HIS VOICE CRACKED AS HE YELLED TO CALL OUT MY FRIEND'S NAME. AND SAID " I'M RUNNING BEHIND AND I KNOW I'M TO BLAME".
MY FRIEND SAID "I'LL BE OUTSIDE" JUST TO SAVE HIM THE SHAME.
WHEN THE LITTLE OLD MAN SO LIVELY AND QUICK ASKED "HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE?" HE SAID "ONLY A TICK"
"I WAS RUNNING BEHIND" AND TO HIMSELF SAID "AND I DID NOT SEE YOUR DICK".
THE UNIT WAS INSTALLED WITH NOT EVEN A CLATTER. AND MY FRIEND NEVER LET ON ANYTHING WAS THE MATTER.
BUT THEN HE TOLD ME, AND I TOLD MY SPOUSE.
'BOUT THE DAY SANTA CAME LATE CAUSE HE WAS CLEANING HIS MOUSE
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