Yesterday, a small clatch of people, preparing to sell me some religion or Amway house-products,  approached and asked as a group:  ”Hey, what ‘are you thinking, my friend?”

I told them:   “I was thinking that if dogs were smarter,
they wouldn’t bark and growl at you before they attacked.

They would act all nice and wag their tail, and when they got close enough, bite you. Instead, they make all this noise and give you a chance to get away. And...  I was also wondering if a man and a woman with multiple personality disorder had all their personalities having sex with each other at the same time, would that qualify as an orgy?  And would anyone be cheating?”

They ran away crying.  I either missed out on some much-needed preaching-to, or a miraculous oven cleaner.

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