I have a friend, Dr. Charles Shinaver, who is a Psychologist.  He’s a great guy who is passionate about helping his patients.  You can find out more about him here, www.charlesshinaveriiiphd.com

He and I need to sit down and have a little chat about my head and what happens to it when I fall asleep. 

I dream in color.  They are vivid and strange.  Last night was no exception.  Pop some pop corn, grab a soda, sit back and read last night’s installment of…Greg’s Psycho Theatre…

My wife, Keely and I were walking in Broad Ripple were we ran into Tom Griswold from the Bob and Tom Show.  He told me he reads my blog, likes it, and thinks we should do something.  He invited me back to their studio to talk.  We drove to the studio where I ran into the back of his car.  I totally forgot how to park.  I would pull forward, hit his car, roll backward, stop, hit the gas, drive forward, hit his car, roll backward, stop.  That happened four or five times.  He finally climbed out and gave me a pissed look while surveying the damage.  I just turned off the car and went in.  Kristy Lee was walking past the front door.  Her hair was four feet tall.  It was so tall she was wearing lattice to support it.  Bows were tied around her hair securing it to the lattice.  I sat and studied her ensemble while we talked.  It was amazing.  I told her that I’d never seen anyone with hair so tall that it required lattice.  Roses yes, grapes probably, but hair…never.  She was truly surprised.  She strapped the lattice to her back like a back pack and it rose to the heavens from there.  Her hair was in layers like the old Victorian wigs except hers wasn’t white it was brunette.  To me it was a wonder of the world.  I couldn’t keep my eyes off it.  There was some space on the lattice that wasn’t taken up by hair so she decorated it with framed family photos.  There were at least 5 framed photos and I’m not talking wallet sized photos either.  They were 5” x 7” or larger.  Some were landscape and some were vertical.  She used very ornamental wood frames on each one.  I was so caught up in her hair I forgot about Tom and our conversation about my blog.  I thought, “How does she sleep with that?  How does she get that into a car?  I wrecked into Tom’s car and I have full vision.  She has to see around that massive head of…display gear to simply pull into traffic.  She finally left my view.  I never did see Tom again.  As I was trying to catch up to Kristy my phone rang.  It was a customer.  She wanted us to duplicate and package a presentation.  The content was information for a medical conference.  She could get us the master and art work.  We needed to duplicate it onto the head of a cauliflower, package it, and deliver to California in 4 days the quantity was 550.  I was worried.  I wasn’t sure our CD duplication equipment could burn information onto the head of a cauliflower.  If it could I wasn’t sure we could do it that fast.  My partner assured me we could, but by the time the last of the cauliflowers had been duplicated the first batch had begun to rot.  I was faced with replacing the bad ones, repackaging, and delivering them all in time so we didn’t lose that client.  Very stressful!

By that point Tom Griswold and Kristy Lee’s hair was a distant memory.  I wasn’t concerned with my blog or the fact that my wife had disappeared.  I just needed to get the cauliflowers duplicated and deliver them to California.

I hadn’t done any drugs or alcohol.  I didn’t eat anything out of the ordinary including the worm at the bottom of a mescal bottle.  I just went to bed and tripped.  Dreams like this happen every night.  So Dr. Shinaver…what’s up with me?

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