Favorite Books: all books written by me and about me
We'll get back to this... again (see above)
two words: faaaaaaaceboooooooooook! OK, one word.

Farts are hilarious! C'mon! Say it!

Guys! HIDDEN MEANINGS IN DATING ADS!* WHAT YOU HEAR AND WHAT YOU REALLY HEAR!:
1. "I like to travel." (you better be rich!) 2. "I like horses." (again... money)
3. "I like hiking." (Cheap date, in shape)
4. "I like to take long walks on the beach." (I'm clingy) * BEWARE!

Favorite TV Shows: The Steve Allen Show, Ralph Story's Los Angeles, The Winchell - Mahoney Hour, The Hobo Kelly Show, The Pinky Lee Show. We'll get back to this... again.

I AM VERY INVOLVED IN GROUPS AND CAUSES:
You must be this tall to ride this 'Stache., Walken Tall, Short women open doors for tall men because they are closer to the nob.,
I went to public school...but don't punctuate my sentences with "...bitch!", Woman with stellar armpit hair, Bitch Please ............ I'm from Los Angeles / LA,
The "Stop asking Me to Be in your stupid Group" Group, Bitch Slap An Idiot Group (BSAI), Save the Apostrophe!, Duberfest Veterans, The Itty Bitty Titty Commitee, Commitee Against Guidos,
Ed Sullivan on acid, We Should Join Together And Kick Chuck Norris' Ass,
Coolest Loser Group Ever!, if i get 100 ppl on my group i give up pot, The Drunk Mothers Group, Lance Link Secret Chimp Fan Club, The Handcuffs (formerly The Handcuffs Worldwide), Guys with Feelings!, Thomas Lennon's Legs, Groups Are Stupid and Pointless, Because I Can, That's Why, Im Proud Of What My Mamma Gave Me...AND MORE on facebook!

Go read my facebook profile! It's late, I'm tired, my meds have kicked in! Bruce, I haven't the time for this crap! Goodnight!

Bruce's ass hairs with a back hoe! HO!

THERE AIN'T SH*T LITTLE ABOUT ME!
Yeah! THAT'S ME! THAT GUY! uh-huh!

HERE'S SOME MORE PATENTED QUOTES FROM
DAN MILLER
Dan Miller has a green eye and an artist's thumb!
Dan Miller lacks facebook etiquette!
Dan Miller is 78 inches of fun!
Dan Miller is feelin' pretty cool at 100 degrees...
Dan Miller asks, "have you ever been tall?"

"I thought it was a REAL good freestyle routine and the Iraqian judge gave me a 7! Damn!"

* I like to think of myself as a comedy writer but no one else seems to think so. *

Moorpark College '85
Masters in Sarcasm and a B.S. Degree

Dan Miller ... 21st century "Zelig!"

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