CNN is running the story.  Thought you might get a kick out of it.
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http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-83119

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MOST COMEDIANS JUST KILL WHERE DON BARNHART DELIVERS

Award Winning Comedian Don Barnhart causes pregnant audience member to laugh so hard that her water breaks and she delivers a baby girl.

From  482 until 894, the most popular event in the forests of Bavaria
was PillageFest. Most references to it, except for the PlunderBall,  were
purged from history during the Renaissance.  The main problem was,
it took a week to plan, but a year to clean up after. By the time everyone
finished cleaning up from the last PillageFest, it was time for another one. 
It ended its' run when everybody decided not to clean up again and just moved away.
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Yesterday, a small clatch of people, preparing to sell me some religion or Amway house-products,  approached and asked as a group:  ”Hey, what ‘are you thinking, my friend?”

I told them:   “I was thinking that if dogs were smarter,
they wouldn’t bark and growl at you before they attacked.

They would act all nice and wag their tail, and when they got close enough, bite you. Instead, they make all this noise and give you a chanc... Read More

... So I asked a good friend, "Good friend, what exactly is a blog?"
The answer was not quite what I was looking for...

"There are many different types of blogs, differing not only in the type of content, but also in the way that content is delivered or written.
Many blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject; others function as more personal online diaries. A typical blog
combines text, images, and links to other blogs, Web pages, and other media related to its... Read More

For years I’ve heard the ad slogan, “There’s no wrong way to eat a Reese’s
Peanut Butter Cup.”  Well,  apparently last night I found one. I was arrested
for the way I ate candy.  All I’m allowed to say is that it  involved a Reese’s
Peanut Butter Cup, two finger puppets and a loofa sponge. And as I told
the authorities, the loofa sponge was alive when I left.