Larry, The Short-Tongued Lizard

A lot of lzards have two eyes that can work independent of each other.
That’s cool, but their real superpower is their incredibly long, quick tongues that
they weild to catch prey --  a deadly bullwhip that at once lassos and devours..

Unfortunately, Larry, himself a lizard,  had a tongue that barely cleared his lips.
As a result,  he had to catch insect... Read More

I've noticed there seem to be a number of comedians in the OuterNet.  Maybe I could get some feedback about this?

   I came down with Acute Myeloid Leukemia Aug. 2001.  I spent 3 years fighting it.  I've now been in remission for 4 years.

I have a number of stories I find really funny. Like when I turned purple all over from a reaction to a medication. Or the things people would say to me.  I had an acquaintence(sic) of mine ask me to put in a good... Read More

CNN is running the story.  Thought you might get a kick out of it.
DB

http://www.ireport.com/docs/DOC-83119

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MOST COMEDIANS JUST KILL WHERE DON BARNHART DELIVERS

Award Winning Comedian Don Barnhart causes pregnant audience member to laugh so hard that her water breaks and she delivers a baby girl.