Powerful sedative found in Michael Jackson's home…

So, that doesn’t mean he used them. I heard they found a wife in Governor Mark Sanford’s house.

Jackson's children remain one mystery in singer's public life…

Face it, this has been a Mystery about 13 different ways for 13 years

IOUs spell uncertainty for small businesses in California…

Hummm, I always thought IOUs were a dependable form of currency. I guess I better stop taking them… I just hope China doesn’t.

Mexican midget wrestlers slain in cheap hotel by fake prostitutes…

I have nothing to add

Facebook: ‘Why not give your ex another shot?’

Cause if the 1^st one didn’t do it  why waste another bullet?

Ventre: Artest puts everything in jeopardy for Lakers…

That was years ago, she got a ring and the charges were dropped… Oh wait…. Artest, never mind.

Teacher Puts Sex Clip of Self on Students DVD

Most teachers just sign your yearbook. Guess we know who the cool teacher was at this schools… It’s OK, it was a woman teacher. I checked.