eat, sleep, breath, live, make people laugh, watch my grandchildren.

anything strange and out of the ordinary.

My wife saying, "Oh my God Vic, it's huge".

Captain Underpants Chapter Books.

my ass with a feather.

Sometimes at night, when I'm feeling sexy, lustful, even dirty and perverted, I like to get totally naked, except for nipple tassels, spread I Can't Believe Its Not Butter and Just Fruit Marmalade on certain parts of my body and open my red velvet curtains which cover my huge living room window that faces the Hollywood Hills and mouth the words to Milli Vanilli's greatest hits 8 track tape, while smoking a pipe load of Medicinal Mexican Marijuana stems and crushed seeds that I saved from the 60's.

I'm wanted by the police in seven different states for fraud, murder, robbery and anti government sentiments.