The second episode of this reoccurring sketch finds Corley Coventry, a cockney kook, disgusted with the living conditions in the house, so he leaves(when Superintendent Stu Trophy basically tells him where to go). Mel Mullet(pronounced mullay) is remorseful for killing hat-klepto Little Sparky(shown in a supposed flashback), and suggests everyone be clean. However, Stu Trophy cannot do it, and is angry that Mel has suggested such a thing, so he gives up. Corley gets a call from Mel that the house has been cleaned, so he returns shortly, only to still see filth. He walks out, only to make room for I.M. Derdy, a Blue-collar slob, with a penchant for spitting black AIDS-balls into people's asses.