The third episode of Saturday Night Dive's reoccurring Unrealistic World sketch. In this one, Corley Coventry returns to the house to get his mail, more specifically his income tax refund, only to find that Superintendent Stu Trophy had obtained a fake I.D. and spent the money on PCP. Distraught, Corley takes his own life, which disturbs Southerner Mel Mullet(pronounced mullay) who finds Corley's corpse. For the remainder of the episode, a not-so-subtle message is purveyed that glorifies suicide. When the good life is gone, it's time to die! Tasteless, but being an issue room-mates would have to deal with, the sketch had to have been made. Loosely based on SND Director Tyler Cox's life.